Pada suatu malam di Jabatan Kecemasan PPUKM…
Dua orang lelaki berbangsa Iran datang ke jabatan kami mengadu severe general body itchiness (gatal satu badan yang teramat sangat).
Lelaki Iran: “My body is very itchy, doctor. Please help me.”
Doktor: “How long has it been going on?”
Lelaki Iran: “I just arrived in Malaysia. I got this since 2 weeks ago. Never had it back in Iran. This is my boyfriend (sambil memperkenalkan lelaki di sebelahnya). We are lovers, you know. And he also has the same itchiness”
Doktor: “errr, ok. I will do some examination first ok.”
Setelah selesai memeriksa lelaki Iran tersebut, doktor tersebut pun menerangkan penemuan beliau.
Doktor: “Sir, I found out that you have lice on your chest.”
Lelaki Iran: “What lice?!”
Doktor: “Yes, it is true and they are quite a lot.”
Lelaki Iran: “Oh, ok… I blame your country. I never had any lice before in my country!”, dengan nada marah dan separuh malu.
Doktor: “But sir, your lice are blonde. So, I am sure they originate from your country.” :p
Kesimpulannya, don’t become a gay!